Just a Little Tidbit from the Hillsboro Nield's Dinner Table

(I left this on facebook, but it made us laugh so hard milk came out our noses...I had engrave it here for posterity)

Mom to Michael after he dissed Ryan's video game car:

"Michael, say something nice"

Michael to Ryan: "You have nice feet"

Mom: "He does have nice feet"

Zach: "Do I have nice feet?"

Mom: "Well, yes, but they're getting a little pointy..."

(Zach pulls his bare foot out from under that table to examine it)
Michael to mom: "Do I have nice feet?"

Mom: "I try not to look at your feet."
Michael (as brothers get a good snicker out of that): "Why not?!"

Mom: "Well, after about age 10 it just goes downhill from there"

Zach to Michael: "Besides! Your toes have back hair!"